My favorite holiday tradtion is thanksgiving, we get together with my family and get a chance to cook. I hate cooking though, because I usually sent things on fire… due to the fact that Im deemed a pyromaniac. I don’t have much family here because my father came here alone and my mom came with her mom and her brother, but I don’t consider him my uncle for the things he did.. My neighbors are like my family cause their son is like my little brother, he may get annoying at times but hes like my little brother.

Hes really tall, im short , im like the brains and hes the brawn i think he smashes. Once we went to californa with my family and his, and i told my dad we had to stop cause i really had to go to the bathroom. But since I couldnt go number two, It came out of my mouth, I spewed chunks all over the van. Since his little sister wouldnt stop moving up and down i barfed on her then she screamed. I think she learned her lesson and sat down through out the whole ride. Its a tradition for me to make a cassarole. Ms.Brantley is making me turn off the computer so im going to end this post short.

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While we were, scavaging for food we heard a loud howl and a crash noise Bradley having a weak bladder wet himself and we had to change the leaf bed AGAIN! Kameron got a torch and went out into the forest and decided to look for the cause of the loud noises, As for me I decided to bring out the flash light i had in my jean pocket and looked around. The “monster” was just Micheal it seemed as he ran into a palm tree while eating his shrooms yet again..

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Our mirrior reflection finally attracted attention, we had no sign of Micheal last time we spotted him he was licking toads again. I realized we were not marroned on an island we were rescued by a junk fleet.. and the island we were on was a small island on a park in  downtown galveston and we only had to swim half a mile to shore… maybe thats why I heard car horns in the morning. Im guessing thats why Bradley had mcdonalds, he wasent telling us how he got it, he just said we were crazy and he was eatting coconut shells inbetween more coconut shells. I don’t think our rescue was the same as the rescue on Lord Of The Flies because we were lost on an island where we could of walked our way back home, but the kids in the book had to GET rescued cause they were in the middle of no where.. A couple of months after being rescued we found Micheal in a mental isylum.. he kept saying THE BEAST WILL GET US IT IS RIGHT HERE! and he’d point to the ground we didn’t see anything so we decided to leave him in there.

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Survivor project

Me and Bradley didn’t expect to be chosen for the Academy suvivor project, but our first week took a toll on us cause we were used to sitting around and eating alot of high fat foods. We did horrible the first few challanges they offered us, cause we didn’t have the food we used to eat at home. When we were exploreing on the island we happend to stumble apon someones old science kit, We used Sudan solution to test out the boar meat we had for lipids,  Biuret for protein, Benedict Iodine for starch. It turns out it had everything but it had little starch, so we ate bread fruit we found there for our starch. We found plenty of organisms, like mold and and krill, we didn’t bother to touch them though.. After finding the chemistry set me and Bradley outproformed the other members in the other team, because they ate nothing but bananas and they had to use the restroom alot due to the overload of potasium and what not.

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I didn’t care about who stole the food, im not sure about the others. Bradley looks pretty mad because he wanted to eat the canned prunes with some pig snout… Kameron was upset too because we had grape juice… I think it was Micheal because he has gone crazy, when we hunt he throws sands at the animal and he lives in a hole in the ground and talks to himself alot.We dont think he has bathed in days… Yesterday we saw micheal talking to coconuts, kameron suggested that we knocked him out and put him in a hole till he gained his sanity. but i thought that was a bad idea to put him in a hole, due to the fact he has been living in a feces infested hole… Micheal started to foam at the mouth and at night he tends to be awake… i think he was the one to steal our food, because all he has been eating was wild mushrooms. Micheal tends to vist the hole where we used to go to the bathroom in it  and chant and dance around in the smelly hole wearing a pig headdress that he fashioned out of a carcass. we plan on whacking him sooner or later and when we get rescued we are going to say he “dissapeared”. We should look through micheals camp to find our food that he stole and beat him with rocks till he cant move anymore

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The rules we came up with was, in order to talk you had to kill an medium sized mammal for food. Meaning you were the top dog, in killing animals and that we get to eat tonight. Another rule we came up with is, you must think  about your actions, “will this help us get out of here or survive? Or will it keep us from leaving this place.” If you disobey we put the purpatratior in a wooden crate and poke him with pointed sticks. Anyways Bradley decided to eat our kill from last nightand we woke up and had to eat coconuts “I hate coconuts”. So we left him in the crate and had fun poking at him for a few minutes till he learned his lesson. We didn’t kill any boar today so we went fishing and caught small fishes, they wernt much to eat so we put 2 in banana leaves and stuck them in the fire’s ember and cooked it that way. I’ve only been asleep for 4 hours I need to catch up on my sleep due to the fact that im always tired. I decided to sneak away from the group and slept in a small cave I found, I made it my little get away place, when i wanted alone time from the friends. I think a large animal dug out the cave but oh well it is very cozy in here and enought space for meim gonna end thisblog short cause im very tired right now

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The night was very cold, none of us had much sleep. Micheal got lost because he wanted to go sleep in the sand in the pouring rain. Bradley kept trying to spoon us, Kameron kept sitting up in his sleep and talking, I was covered in mosquito bites and i kept accidently kicking my friends. So pretty much our plan incase one of us acts bad, we built a wooden crate out of sticks, and we lock up our buddy that has been acting up, and poke with a pointed sstick till theye learn their lesson. We have created weapons out of logs and rocks, Micheal likes to throw sand because “it blinds them and we can make sand darts” what ever that is. We watched bradley try to harvest honey, he just ended up covered in stings. We had to administer first aid to bradley cause he was very swollen. Micheal had to stay back to keep the fire going, Kameron and I saw a couple of boars we beat them in the head with rocks and brought them back to the camp and ate them.

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